PUNNIX Version 1.2.0, or a song of Linux
-Thomas Jay Cubb
Note: All puns are intended, but may not be indented!
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Trapped behind closed gates, windows
I was looking for a way out
Of the morass of proprietary property.
‘Cos I was buried by the hefty software bills.
I wondered, why should I
be a slave to that GUI ?
Proprietary software and operating systems place restrictions on your use of them. You might have bought it but it's still not yours! You are not free to use it like you would want to or tailor it to your requirements.
GUI, usually pronounced as “gooey”, is to be pronounced as “guy” here for both rhyme and meaning.
GUI, usually pronounced as “gooey”, is to be pronounced as “guy” here for both rhyme and meaning.
And then in an epiphany,
The flightless angel Tux,
(Or perhaps it was a friendly gnome?)
He showed me the way to a universe
Of Enlightenment,
Home of users (e)X-Windows.
GNOME, which stands for GNU Network Object Model Environment, is a desktop environment usually bundled with Linux. A gnome is also a magical being that guards treasure (how true!!).
Epiphany is a web-browser for GNOME.
Tux is the name of the Linux mascot – that cute penguin.
`The X Window System’, commonly referred to as just `X’, is (generally) the graphical environment for Linux.
Enlightenment is a window-manager for X.
say perforce
Floss! Open Source!
Lilo! Behold
A free GNU world unfold.
A la Ali Baba
I could not but gawk
At the unhidden treasures
That I now could mount!
How blind I had been
Not to have before these perls seen.
With Open Source software, the source code is open for you to use and modify.
FLOSS (Free/Libre/Open Source Software) is a term that covers both open source and free software. The author urges you to floss your PC!
LILO (LInux Loader), is a boot-loader that loads Linux for you. LILO has pretty much been replaced by GRUB (GRand Unified Boot-loader).
GNU stands for “GNU’s Not Unix”. Such acronyms are called recronyms.
gawk is a pattern-scanning tool.
mounting is how you access resources in Linux. You mount things, use them, and unmount them.
perl (Practical Extraction and Reporting Language) is a powerful scripting language that comes along with Linux.
It was as if
I was Bourne again.
No more rodent-fatigue that lingers
I have discovered use for my fingers!
etc.
bash (Bourne Again SHell) is a command-shell, the command-line prompt of which is where you enter commands. Oh yes, there used to be a Bourne shell too!
/etc is the directory where configuration details are usually stored.
When I’m at the command line
Computer, obey the command mine.
For I am the Mandrake root,
I’ll slash all I want
Or backslash as is wont.
I might be mad as a Red Hatter
But in my kernel is a
A smouldering Caldera
Of raw, unbridled power.
Mandrake, Red Hat and Caldera are distributions of Linux.
root is the name of the super-user (user with administrative privileges) in Linux.
Mandrake-root is a narcotic/hallucinogen supposed to have magical powers. Indeed, Mandrake-root can make you mad as a hatter!
Slash (‘/’) and backslash(‘\’) are important keyboard characters for a command-line user.
The kernel is the heart of the operating system – that pumps life-blood into your PC, so to speak.
A caldera is a large crater at the top of a volcano.
I am Root Almighty,
God of the process-tree.
The world of demons, I am init.
Full control,
no holds barred.
To say that the root or super user is accorded God-status in Linux is by no means an exaggeration. If you are root, then you are all-powerful.
Processes are programs which are being run. Linux organizes the processes as a tree.
daemons are processes that operate in the background and provide services.
init is the very first process that is started when Linux boots. init starts the rest of the processes, including daemons.
I will tweak,
As is my custom,
till they squeak.
I wave the two-pronged fork
Children brought by the fabled stork
Ampersand when I kill
Become orphans or zombies.
Processes have a life of their own. forking is the method by which new processes are created, nay, born.
The new processes are called child-processes of the parent-process (what else!)
According to an old wives’ tale, storks bring children.
You can make any process run in the background by adding an ampersand (‘&’) when calling it. You can kill a process too. What is born must die! Orphans are child-processes whose parents have been killed and zombies are processes that are undead. Creepy?!
*** END OF ROOT ALMIGHTY***The new processes are called child-processes of the parent-process (what else!)
According to an old wives’ tale, storks bring children.
You can make any process run in the background by adding an ampersand (‘&’) when calling it. You can kill a process too. What is born must die! Orphans are child-processes whose parents have been killed and zombies are processes that are undead. Creepy?!
Welcome to the free world!
Where you will no longer be told where to start.
Or commanded to issue the salute three-fingered
Even when it’s the OS that erred.
No longer be treated like minnows
Get to know more than that best Win knows.
No need for that software toss
Head or tail
More or less
I have made my choice.
The three-fingered salute is the dreaded Ctrl-Alt-Del key combination that one is forced to press in order to reboot a PC. Also called the `Vulcan nerve pinch’.
head is a program that shows the beginning of a file while tail shows the ending of a file.
more and less are programs that display a file one screen at a time. They are more or less the same. Except that less has more functionality!!! Yeah, you read that right.
If you have drunk the milk of the GNU
You will crave nothing Moo!
A gnu is also a large African antelope with a head resembling that of an ox.
- Thomas Jay Cubb
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CHANGE HISTORY
Version 1.2.0
1.Integrated man-pages inside the poem.
2.Added "floss!" line in poem
3.Changed and added some documentation
4.Moved "tweaking" para into "Root Almighty" section
5.Obfuscated proprietary-software bashing.
Version 1.1.0
1.Documentation "Punnix man-pages" added.
2.Line 3, Proprietary `propriety’ changed to Proprietary `property’
3.Line 5, ‘I wondered’ added
4.Line 17, Free ‘new’ world changed to Free ‘GNU’ world.
5.Line 22, how ‘stupid’ changed to how `blind’
6.Line 23, Not to have this before seen changed to ‘Not to have before these perls seen’
7.Line 24, `I’ changed to `It’ Had been a typo.
8.Couple of lines deleted (“I have…the key”)
Version 1.0.0
1.Initial version
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